Saturday, February 23, 2013

Gooble Gobble One Of Us!

So my wife has a lot of free computer time at her job.* Unlike me, she gets to sit at a desk and do work when it comes her way. I stand at a desk and scan heavy boxes all day.
She's gotten into a bunch of mommy/daddy blogs lately, and, like ya do, she's decided "I can do that!"
A few friends of ours have Tumblr blogs, which amazes me, because I always thought Tumblr was just for teen girls to share nude "selfies" and the reposting of porno .gifs.
So the whole family gathered around her laptop as my wife set about starting her Tumblr blog. She signed up, clicked on the requisite "Things I Like" links and was taken to her shiny new blog.
The page was full of car ads and .gifs of cars.
"How do I get rid of this?" she wailed.
"I don't know. Click a thing," was my helpful reply.
So she did.
And the screen was full of graphic close up animated penetration .gifs.
"Make it stop! Make it stop! What's happening?!? Ahhhh!!!"
I covered the 6-month-old's eyes.
My wife slammed her laptop shut.
"Let's see that again!" Chimed in my 3 year old.
"No, that's not for little kids."
"It's just for grown-ups?"
"It's not even for grown-ups."

So it turns out I was right. Tumblr is for porn.

Keep an eye out for my wife's upcoming blog here on Blogger.

*note: my wife's workplace goofing is embellished for comedic content. Please don't take me seriously.

Monday, February 18, 2013

One... Two... One...

*tap tap tap*

This thing on?

Test test

Johnny's in the basement mixin up the medicine,
I'm on the pavement, thinkin bout the government
Look out kid, it's somethin ya did...